9x Distilled Vodka
Right from our government’s definition of vodka: “as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color.” Frankly, that doesn’t sound like any fun at all. In fact, we’re not surprised one bit that so many vodkas are flavored today. We don’t think the Russians in the movies have a palette worth worrying about because, well, we’re not interested in what Russians think of our vodka. But we always want to produce spirits that exhibit high quality and are easy to drink straight (without the bad accent) and enjoy. For our iteration that means smoooooth … and yes those extra o’s are there because we kinda make an “oooooo” sound when we drink it. Try drinking Windows 9x distilled vodka straight like one of those mad scientists from the Cold War…if you agree it deserves an “ooooooo,” you’re on the winning side.